Rostfleck's Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death Achievement Progress

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:54am

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:18am

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:20am

Timber!

Kill the Ent

Unlocked 7 May @ 9:18am

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:11am

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:53pm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

Unlocked 3 May @ 10:00am

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

Unlocked 4 May @ 1:47pm

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

Unlocked 7 May @ 9:35am

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Unlocked 8 May @ 8:20am

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Unlocked 8 May @ 8:22am

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

Unlocked 4 May @ 1:02am

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

Unlocked 2 May @ 11:44am

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:27am

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

Unlocked 9 May @ 11:53am

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:49am

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior

Unlocked 2 May @ 11:50am

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:58am

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

Unlocked 7 May @ 9:45am

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:11am

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:27pm

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

Unlocked 9 May @ 10:36am

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

Unlocked 2 May @ 12:05pm

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

Unlocked 9 May @ 11:48pm

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:02am

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:12am

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

Unlocked 7 May @ 9:19am

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:46am

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Unlocked 8 May @ 8:20am

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:11am

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Unlocked 10 May @ 12:00am

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

Unlocked 10 May @ 12:06am

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Unlocked 10 May @ 12:17am

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

Unlocked 11 May @ 12:43pm

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

Unlocked 4 May @ 1:53pm

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Unlocked 8 May @ 8:21am

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:24am

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:54am

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:16am

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Unlocked 2 May @ 11:42am

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies

Unlocked 2 May @ 11:54am

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

Unlocked 7 May @ 8:56am

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

Unlocked 9 May @ 11:51pm

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:19am

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:49am

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:59am

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:28am

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times

Unlocked 8 May @ 8:31am

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times

Unlocked 10 May @ 4:38am

Up and down

Jump 20 times

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:23am

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:02am

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times

Unlocked 4 May @ 10:31am

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating

Unlocked 10 May @ 12:15am

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Unlocked 8 May @ 9:18am

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Unlocked 2 May @ 11:53am

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

Unlocked 4 May @ 10:31am

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:47am

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:23am

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:15am

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:28am

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:49am

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:58am

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Unlocked 8 May @ 9:23am

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Unlocked 3 May @ 10:41am

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:57pm

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 8 May @ 8:00am

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:24pm

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 6 May @ 9:29am

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 4 May @ 1:36pm

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 4 May @ 10:38am

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 7 May @ 8:56am

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 6 May @ 9:45am

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 8 May @ 8:14am

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 8 May @ 9:40am

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 7 May @ 9:12am

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 8 May @ 9:48am

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 9 May @ 11:47am

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 8 May @ 10:06am

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked 8 May @ 9:27am

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:56pm

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Unlocked 4 May @ 12:38am

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

Unlocked 9 May @ 10:44am

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends

Unlocked 12 May @ 8:57am